CG Jesus

Just thought I'd let whoever reads this know that China has produced it's own computer generated version of the crucifixion and eventual rebirth of the J-man. Rest easy my children! for Jesus was recreated in CG form with meticulously crafted pixel shading to ensure the accurate recreation of that smooth olive skin and muscled physique Jesus was known for. There was even a cute dog, seemingly of the terrier variety. What was Jesus doing with a terrier in the Mediterranean long before the breed had ever been popularized outside of Northern Great Britain you might ask? Blasphemer! The Christ-God can have any dog he likes!

You thought watching Christ whipped and beaten and crucified upon the cross in The Passion of the Christ was gut-wrenching ... just imagine the emotional beating you would have received if you had seen all of that PLUS a computer generated adolescent terrier crying on the side of the road as well. Well, I won't describe it to you because if I did, just reading the written word off of this page would make your eyes bleed and your souls turn black and dry up ... but it was hard to watch.

Before watching this I had doubts about the validity of Jesus being crucified on the cross ... did it really happen, I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure until I saw this program on Chinese TV. Now I'm sold.

On a completely unrelated note, I met three girls last night ... Lavender, Swallow and Spit. Lavender was a nice girl who I met at a bar, we got to chatting and will probably continue to do so. Swallow and Spit I met at a different bar. But as you can imagine, their take on how to go about living life was dramatically different. I got along much better with swallow, and so we shall continue chatting. Spit, however, was too uptight ... and so we shall not continue to converse. go figure.



*Actual names (except Spit ... that was a comedy bit ... but Swallow is real)